Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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