we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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