Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Will exercising make me less horny?
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