Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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