So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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