Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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