This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You have to summon your inner elephant
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I have aggressive nipples.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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