The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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