office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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