Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Randomize
