oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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