How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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