every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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