I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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