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So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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