glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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