Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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