he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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