Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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