lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize