Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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