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Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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