Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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