The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so explain again why im purple
no
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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