Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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