these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
