3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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