Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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