I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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