So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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