Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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