Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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