He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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