When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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