Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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