Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Randomize
