I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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