He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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