that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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