Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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