atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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