Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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