A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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