My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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