Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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