I just made out with a guy for $7.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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