yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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