3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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