if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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