I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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