It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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