do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
