I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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