I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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