I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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