margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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